Barbara Quote #49
Quote from Barbara in Zoo Balloon
Janine: [sighs] Are you at least having a good day at the zoo, Barb?
Barbara: You know, one of the last things I get to do with my students before they move on to first grade is to come out here and visit with Duster, and class after class, they graduate, and it seems like ol' Barbara is in the same place. And... I just don't know if I have the energy for this anymore. Maybe I should just move on.
Janine: Wow. Been kind of thinking the same thing lately.
Barbara: What, you're thinking about quitting teaching?
Janine: No. I'm thinking about- Wait, you're thinking about quitting teaching?
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Zoo Balloon’ Quotes
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: [to camera] I have been through this many times before. [Gregory and Janine shouting "Kenny!"] The worst was 2005. A child by the name of August got lost in The Hershey Factory, looking for a chocolate river. Mnh!
Quote from Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson: [aside to camera] I love field trips. I get to do Mr. Johnson's Day Off. That's when I watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off, which is a movie about a depressed kid who murder his father's Ferrari.
[Ava takes a group of kids to Mr. Johnson's custodial closet:]
Ava: Mr. Johnson, sorry to interrupt whatever this is, but these kids need to stay with you.
Mr. Johnson: Well, looks like Ava switched this day from Ferris Bueller's Day Off to The Breakfast Club. Life moves pretty fast, and if you don't stop every once in a while to take a look, you might...
Ava: Missed one. [chuckles]
Mr. Johnson: Come on in.
Quote from Ava
Bird Trainer: And it helps with the search for food.
Ava: [grabs microphone] And that's why you don't feed a bird any meat, kids, because then they'll revert back into a T.
Rex. Now, who wants to go on a real tour?! Come on! I'm about to show y'all how I do.