Ava Quote #92
Melissa: Okay, since none of the kids are talking, we gotta catch one of them in the act. Then we flip that kid, follow it up to the top. Who wants to go fishing?
Barbara: Okay. Well, nobody is jumping up on my desks, so this is feeling like y'all's problem.
Ava: I could do a 21 Jump Street kind of thing. If I put on the right hat, I could pull off 13.
Janine: I don't think so. [chuckles]
Ava: How about we get you some platform shoes and you can pull off 12.
Janine: Okay.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Desking’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Ava: Aw, man. Why am I not getting these videos? I've done everything I possibly can to make my phone think I'm 22. I haven't used capital letters in years.
Quote from Ava
Ava: Get all your desks to the gym until this whole thing blows over or there's some new trend that I don't hear about because life is a joke, people. Come on. Hurry up. Who knows when those kids'll start arriving.
Jacob: They get here at 7:30.
Ava: Every day? That's wild.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: [enters] Sweet baby Jesus, and the grown one, too! My desks have been desked!
Mr. Johnson: They got you?
Barbara: Mm-hmm.
Gregory: Oh, this is bad.
Barbara: Mnh!
Melissa: Their fault. They went on a desking promotional tour.
Jacob: No, uh...
Barbara: What have you done?