Jacob Quote #43
Quote from Jacob in Art Teacher
Jacob: Devin, my guy, look at this.
Devin: What do you suits want? What's that for?
Jacob: Eating. [chuckles] It's a zucchini.
Devin: I know what a zucchini is, man. What do you want me to do with it?
Jacob: We are growing vegetables for the kids in our new garden. We birthed this.
Devin: Oh, you birthed it? Let me... Can I? Let me see. Oh, look, you birthed it. The baby! [laughter] Look at the little baby! [drops it in the trash]
Jacob: Baby Sidney!
Barbara: The disrespect!
Devin: What am I supposed to do with a twerp squash? Feed half a kid? Come on, man.
Jacob: Of course not. That was just a sample of what's to come. Once these plants start blooming, we're gonna be swimming in squash.
Devin: And then what? We prepare them? We do not have time. We're barely getting by as is. Y'all can make-believe on your own time.
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Quote from Gregory
Gregory: [aside to camera] Jacob and Barbara have no idea what they're doing. He was trying to plant a coconut in West Philadelphia in soil with a sub-6.3 pH. Bruh!
Quote from Gregory
Barbara: Jacob and I are starting a garden to grow some vegetables for the students.
Gregory: Oh, wow. That's really cool.
Jacob: We got an extra pair of gloves if you want in.
Gregory: No, thanks, I'm good. I mean, I appreciate it, though. Just the opposite of green thumbs over here.
[aside to camera:]
Gregory: In the '60s, my grandfather started a landscaping business, Eddie Lawn & Care. Then, in the '90s, my father took it over. Then, for the first 20 years of my life, I spent every single summer "vacation" planting, mowing, and raking. I cannot stand gardening.
[back:]
Gregory: You don't want to over water that one. From what I've heard.
Quote from Gregory
Gregory: [aside to camera] Oh, they were absolutely killing everything. I don't think a single seed would have survived. I couldn't just sit there and watch that. It's like my dad always said. "A real man doesn't ignore the root of the problem. Now pick that hoe up!" I hate gardening so much.