Ava Quote #57
Quote from Ava in Art Teacher
Janine: Hey, Ava.
Ava: What do you think of these?
Janine: Oh, wow, those are fun.
Ava: Not you, Carlton. I was asking Sahar.
Sahar: I agree with Janine. I think they're so fun. You have really good taste. [Ava smiles to camera]
Janine: So, Ava, we have a little favor to ask you. [keys clacking] She not hear me?
Sahar: You know, Ava... When I was doing Ayahuasca in Peru, I was visited by an Earth goddess who had the exact same energy profile as you. It was beautiful.
Ava: Girl, don't you throw up and poop your pants on that?
Sahar: [laughs] You're funny. [Ava laughs]
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Gregory: [aside to camera] Jacob and Barbara have no idea what they're doing. He was trying to plant a coconut in West Philadelphia in soil with a sub-6.3 pH. Bruh!
Quote from Gregory
Barbara: Jacob and I are starting a garden to grow some vegetables for the students.
Gregory: Oh, wow. That's really cool.
Jacob: We got an extra pair of gloves if you want in.
Gregory: No, thanks, I'm good. I mean, I appreciate it, though. Just the opposite of green thumbs over here.
[aside to camera:]
Gregory: In the '60s, my grandfather started a landscaping business, Eddie Lawn & Care. Then, in the '90s, my father took it over. Then, for the first 20 years of my life, I spent every single summer "vacation" planting, mowing, and raking. I cannot stand gardening.
[back:]
Gregory: You don't want to over water that one. From what I've heard.
Quote from Gregory
Gregory: [aside to camera] Oh, they were absolutely killing everything. I don't think a single seed would have survived. I couldn't just sit there and watch that. It's like my dad always said. "A real man doesn't ignore the root of the problem. Now pick that hoe up!" I hate gardening so much.