Barbara Quote #32
Quote from Barbara in Art Teacher
Devin: Just what I need... a man who wears used pants bringing me a tray of pickles.
Barbara: Devin, Jacob stayed up all night long preparing this zucchini for the children's lunches.
Jacob: We realize how difficult your day must be. You work under stressful conditions and you still provide for hundreds of kids a day.
Barbara: And I am sorry for insulting your food. I am sure it's... great.
Devin: I appreciate that, and it is great. You should try some.
Barbara: Oh, I have.
Devin: No, not with this new microwave we got. These things is piping hot. Go ahead, give it a try. Yeah. [Barbara laughs nervously] Yeah? Yeah.
Barbara: [eats] Mmm. Tater tots.
Devin: Oh, that's a chicken nugget.
Barbara: Ooh.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
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Quote from Gregory
Gregory: [aside to camera] Jacob and Barbara have no idea what they're doing. He was trying to plant a coconut in West Philadelphia in soil with a sub-6.3 pH. Bruh!
Quote from Gregory
Barbara: Jacob and I are starting a garden to grow some vegetables for the students.
Gregory: Oh, wow. That's really cool.
Jacob: We got an extra pair of gloves if you want in.
Gregory: No, thanks, I'm good. I mean, I appreciate it, though. Just the opposite of green thumbs over here.
[aside to camera:]
Gregory: In the '60s, my grandfather started a landscaping business, Eddie Lawn & Care. Then, in the '90s, my father took it over. Then, for the first 20 years of my life, I spent every single summer "vacation" planting, mowing, and raking. I cannot stand gardening.
[back:]
Gregory: You don't want to over water that one. From what I've heard.
Quote from Gregory
Gregory: [aside to camera] Oh, they were absolutely killing everything. I don't think a single seed would have survived. I couldn't just sit there and watch that. It's like my dad always said. "A real man doesn't ignore the root of the problem. Now pick that hoe up!" I hate gardening so much.