Melissa Quote #40
Quote from Melissa in Art Teacher
Ava: Did the art show start? Did I miss the step and repeat?
Janine: Melissa, I had no idea she was gonna do that. I am so s-
Melissa: No, don't you dare apologize. I'm proud of you. You did the right thing kicking that wannabe Zoe Kravitz out of here.
Ava: You kicked Sahar out?! Aw, man, Janine! What's her handle?
Melissa: I have no idea why you were friends with her to begin with.
Janine: Look, I mean, without Sahar, college wouldn't have been fun for me. She made me feel like I fit in somewhere being myself. She made being an outcast cool.
Melissa: Being a real person is more important than being cool. And you're a real person. Who owes me copies of Peter Rabbit before next year.
Ava: Okay, if you guys are finished with this very special episode, Janine, can you shoot me Sahar's number? I'm tryin' to go out this weekend.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Art Teacher’ Quotes
Quote from Gregory
Gregory: [aside to camera] Jacob and Barbara have no idea what they're doing. He was trying to plant a coconut in West Philadelphia in soil with a sub-6.3 pH. Bruh!
Quote from Gregory
Barbara: Jacob and I are starting a garden to grow some vegetables for the students.
Gregory: Oh, wow. That's really cool.
Jacob: We got an extra pair of gloves if you want in.
Gregory: No, thanks, I'm good. I mean, I appreciate it, though. Just the opposite of green thumbs over here.
[aside to camera:]
Gregory: In the '60s, my grandfather started a landscaping business, Eddie Lawn & Care. Then, in the '90s, my father took it over. Then, for the first 20 years of my life, I spent every single summer "vacation" planting, mowing, and raking. I cannot stand gardening.
[back:]
Gregory: You don't want to over water that one. From what I've heard.
Quote from Gregory
Gregory: [aside to camera] Oh, they were absolutely killing everything. I don't think a single seed would have survived. I couldn't just sit there and watch that. It's like my dad always said. "A real man doesn't ignore the root of the problem. Now pick that hoe up!" I hate gardening so much.