Jacob Quote #41
Quote from Jacob in Art Teacher
Jacob: I saw a NowThis video about some teachers in Kentucky who built a vegetable garden at their school. We could do something like that here, I bet.
Barbara: We?
Jacob: [sings] ♪ Jacob and Barbara ♪ ♪ The ultimate dream team ♪
Barbara: [laughs] Jacob, stuff like that won't work here.
Jacob: But... But it's worked in other schools. And... And the great part is it would help the kids, but also we'd get to be gardening, which is like the best thing ever.
Barbara: Now, that I will agree with.
Jacob: Oh, my God, are we doing this?
Barbara: I cannot believe that I'm about ready to say this, but, Jacob, let's do this. [Jacob squeals]
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Quote from Gregory
Gregory: [aside to camera] Jacob and Barbara have no idea what they're doing. He was trying to plant a coconut in West Philadelphia in soil with a sub-6.3 pH. Bruh!
Quote from Gregory
Barbara: Jacob and I are starting a garden to grow some vegetables for the students.
Gregory: Oh, wow. That's really cool.
Jacob: We got an extra pair of gloves if you want in.
Gregory: No, thanks, I'm good. I mean, I appreciate it, though. Just the opposite of green thumbs over here.
[aside to camera:]
Gregory: In the '60s, my grandfather started a landscaping business, Eddie Lawn & Care. Then, in the '90s, my father took it over. Then, for the first 20 years of my life, I spent every single summer "vacation" planting, mowing, and raking. I cannot stand gardening.
[back:]
Gregory: You don't want to over water that one. From what I've heard.
Quote from Gregory
Gregory: [aside to camera] Oh, they were absolutely killing everything. I don't think a single seed would have survived. I couldn't just sit there and watch that. It's like my dad always said. "A real man doesn't ignore the root of the problem. Now pick that hoe up!" I hate gardening so much.