Ava Quote #12
Quote from Ava in Light Bulb
Janine: It can't be hard. It's just screwing in a few new bulbs.
Barbara: Janine, just worry about what can be controlled.
Melissa: Exactly. All we can do on a hot day like this is our own jobs, anyway.
Ava: [enters] I know that's right! Why is it February and hotter than the devil's booty-hole outside?
Jacob: Climate change. We are living in the middle of its disastrous effects. The permafrost in Russia...
Ava: [coughs] Nerd. [coughs] [laughing]
Janine: Ava, can someone from the city come and check on the back-hallway lights?
Ava: Girl, no. Do I look like the Kool-Aid Man? I don't have enough juice to manipulate the inner workings of city hall. [bell rings] They'll probably come in the summer.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Light Bulb’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Gregory: Okay, best thing to do in these situations is just stay calm and...
Ava: Okay! This is it, y'all! The end times! It's three months early, but it's happening!
Janine: Aah! Don't shake the ladder!
Ava: Gregory is the only person that can stay in my bunker, so stop asking.
[aside to camera:]
Ava: Hell yeah, I'm a doomsday prepper. [scoffs] Why wouldn't I be? I don't know why more people aren't. Have you seen Train to Busan? With the fast-ass zombies? [scoffs] That day is coming. That day soon come.
Quote from Ava
Ava: Y'all feel this heat? Oh, my God! She pale like a zombie! You know, they eat the hottest people first. Let me back my tasty ass up.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: [aside to camera] Now, I'm a proud, married, Christian woman, and I love my husband. But there's something about that Jim Gardner. That non-regional diction.