Jacob Quote #45
Quote from Jacob in Art Teacher
Jacob: Morning, everyone! Barbara, look! Zucchini! Washed, grilled, ready to eat.
Gregory: There's no way all that zucchini came from your garden. I assume.
Jacob: Assume correctly you did, Gregory, because I went to the farmers market. I bought a ton of zucchini and basically stayed up all night preparing it. Did you guys know you're supposed to dilute cold brew concentrate with water? I didn't. Can't really feel my toes.
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Quote from Gregory
Gregory: [aside to camera] Jacob and Barbara have no idea what they're doing. He was trying to plant a coconut in West Philadelphia in soil with a sub-6.3 pH. Bruh!
Quote from Gregory
Barbara: Jacob and I are starting a garden to grow some vegetables for the students.
Gregory: Oh, wow. That's really cool.
Jacob: We got an extra pair of gloves if you want in.
Gregory: No, thanks, I'm good. I mean, I appreciate it, though. Just the opposite of green thumbs over here.
[aside to camera:]
Gregory: In the '60s, my grandfather started a landscaping business, Eddie Lawn & Care. Then, in the '90s, my father took it over. Then, for the first 20 years of my life, I spent every single summer "vacation" planting, mowing, and raking. I cannot stand gardening.
[back:]
Gregory: You don't want to over water that one. From what I've heard.
Quote from Gregory
Gregory: [aside to camera] Oh, they were absolutely killing everything. I don't think a single seed would have survived. I couldn't just sit there and watch that. It's like my dad always said. "A real man doesn't ignore the root of the problem. Now pick that hoe up!" I hate gardening so much.