Barbara Quote #9
Quote from Barbara in Light Bulb
Gregory: So, one of my students has been coming in late... 9:00, to be exact... For the last week or so.
Barbara: Did you talk to the parent?
Gregory: No. No. I'm a sub. I don't want to be mixing it up with parents. It's unnecessary.
Barbara: Sweetheart, this isn't happy hour. You are the child's teacher. Which child is it?
Gregory: Uh, Williams. Um, Joel Williams.
Barbara: Okay. I know that family. [bell rings] Oh, listen, I've got to go pick my kids up from the gym, so why don't you meet me during my free time, which is my nail appointment during lunch.
Gregory: Um, I was gonna eat in my car. I brought a sandwich from home.
Barbara: Okay. Then bring your little Nissan sandwich with you.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Light Bulb’ Quotes
Quote from Ava
Gregory: Okay, best thing to do in these situations is just stay calm and...
Ava: Okay! This is it, y'all! The end times! It's three months early, but it's happening!
Janine: Aah! Don't shake the ladder!
Ava: Gregory is the only person that can stay in my bunker, so stop asking.
[aside to camera:]
Ava: Hell yeah, I'm a doomsday prepper. [scoffs] Why wouldn't I be? I don't know why more people aren't. Have you seen Train to Busan? With the fast-ass zombies? [scoffs] That day is coming. That day soon come.
Quote from Ava
Ava: Y'all feel this heat? Oh, my God! She pale like a zombie! You know, they eat the hottest people first. Let me back my tasty ass up.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: [aside to camera] Now, I'm a proud, married, Christian woman, and I love my husband. But there's something about that Jim Gardner. That non-regional diction.