Janine Quote #12
Gregory: You're on a mission. It's cool to see.
Janine: Thank you. It's just a day in the life of being a teacher here. You get used to it.
Gregory: And that smell in the walls?
Janine: Oh, no, you're never gonna get used to that.
Gregory: Okay.
Janine: So... But, um, you're subbing to go full time, right? Like...
Gregory: Um, we'll see. The job definitely surprises me.
Janine: Well, I hope you stay. For the kids.
Gregory: Yeah.
Gregory: Okay.
[aside to camera:]
Gregory: I'll stick around for a little while. [clears throat] You know, for the kids.
Abbott Elementary Quotes
‘Pilot’ Quotes
Quote from Melissa
[aside to camera:]
Melissa: Uh... Melissa. Schemmenti. Second-grade teacher.
[in class room:]
Melissa: What's half of 100?
Children: 50.
Melissa: Also, $100, known as a C-note.
[aside to camera:]
Melissa: You Sicilian? Italian? You from South? Okay, you guys working with the cops? 'Cause you gotta tell me.
Quote from Melissa
Janine: Hey, it's not impossible to get things. Melissa asked for those new toy cash registers for her classroom and got them.
Melissa: Yeah, those aren't toys. I know a guy who worked a Walmart demolition. I got a guy for everything. I know a guy right now working the stadium build. Need rebar?
Janine: No.
Quote from Barbara
Barbara: Janine. Turn that down, please! I'm trying to teach my kindergartners the letter "C," and they are distracted by this song. It's like "Back That Azz Up" for kids.
Janine: Hey, guys, um, could you sit down, please? [music continues] Guys, I'm gonna count to 3. 1... 2...
Barbara: And I am not counting. Sit down! [music stops]
[aside to camera:]
Barbara: I'm Barbara Howard, woman of God. I do my work, I go home. I get my nails done every week. And... I love teaching.