Barbara: I need help signing into a continuing education class.
Jacob: Okay, well, let's take a look-see. Looks like a lot of goofy acronyms so far.
Barbara: Mm. A complete waste of time.
Jacob: NAP - Nodding and Praising.
Barbara: I only praise the Lord.
Jacob: MUD - Meeting Under Duress.
Barbara: Mm, I came up out of the mud.
Jacob: FART - Facilitating A Reading Tyke.
Barbara: Seems like they wanted to do that.