Jacob: I don't get it. This stupid show means more to the kids than air.
Melissa: What, were you born without a funny bone?
Jacob: It's called a humerus. And yes.
Melissa: Why are you like this?
Jacob: Look, I loved Ed, Edd n Eddy, but that was elevated. You know, there are entire subreddits dedicated to the subtext of that show.
Melissa: They're friends with a plank of wood with a face drawn on it. It's nostalgia. It's important. You can't take that from the kids.