Jacob: Uh, don't mind us. We're just green-thumbing through Better Hoods and Gardens, looking for ideas.
Gregory: Dad, these are my coworkers, Jacob and Barbara.
Barbara: Mr. Eddie, wonderful to meet you. The caretakers of the flourishing Abbott Elementary Garden welcome you.
Martin Eddie: I could have sworn I saw the plants getting protected from frost using cut two-liter bottles. A classic Eddie family method, except someone improved slightly on the design.
Gregory: Y-You say "improved"?
Jacob: Well, gotta give it up for my girl Barb for that one. Well, that and Sprite.
Barbara: Ah, no, no, Mr. Hill. That was all you, that ingenious invention.
Jacob: No... No, it wasn't. I thought you did it after you put all that mulch in?
Barbara: Huh? Well, what about the cute little labels letting us know what everything is?
Jacob: Not me. I don't know how to write in cursive.