Jacob: I just wanted to give the kids something new and exciting to do, you know?
Ava: New and exciting for them or for you? 'Cause it sounds like you were trying to force them to do something that you want to do. [mockingly] You're a bad teacher.
Jacob: Oh, my God. I've had this exact nightmare before.
Ava: Yeah, people tell me that a lot. I call it "Ava vu." Now get out of here. There's a new episode of Below Deck that I got to review for my podcast, Small Deck Energy.