Melissa: Okay, listen, I can teach you how to make a cheap, non-embarrassing meal. It might take you five days to finish it, but it'll be delicious, so it won't skeeve you till the third day.
Janine: Really?
Melissa: Yeah. Oh, God. I'm gonna regret this, but... you just come to my place tonight.
Jacob: What time? I mean, can I come? I need you to help me with my wine pairings. Zach... he gets embarrassed when I ask the clerk for the, "second least expensive bottle."
Melissa: Well, I couldn't think of a reason why you can't quick enough, so yeah, I frickin' guess you can, buddy.