Melissa: You know what? Barb doesn't want to help, fine. We have the name and number of Legendary Charters' CEO. I say we just give him a call.
Jacob: E-mails may be Janine's thing, but phone calls are mine.
Ava: He's CEO of a company. He's not gonna just answer an unknown phone call, Scrappy-Doo.
Jacob: Well, then I will leave a voicemail for the ages. [whispers] Someone picked up. [on the phone] Hello? I'd like to speak to Draemond. [whispers] It's him.
Ava: What kind of weirdo answers a random number?
Jacob: Well, this is Jacob Hill, history teacher over at Abbott Elementary. Heard of it? Whenever you want to stop hiding behind your little commercial and come down here... Oh, you will come down here? You've got an opening this afternoon? Well, I don't have my schedule in front of me, but, um, yeah, that could work.
Melissa: Yes.
Jacob: No, I've never considered voice acting. Oh, mezzo-soprano, actually, but that was ages ago. Yeah, maybe I will. [chuckles] Mm-hmm. Okay, buh-bye. [hangs up]
Melissa: What'd he say?
Jacob: That I remind him of a seasoned Timothée Chalamet.