Dick Quote #1447

Quote from Dick in The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2

Big Giant Head: So, Mary, tell me more about yourself. What do your parents do?
Mary: Oh, you know. They're just average retirees. Dad plays golf.
Dick: Yeah. And her mom likes to get tanked and shoot at squirrels from the garden window with a BB gun. You're just gonna love these people.

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 ‘The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Dick: Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?!
Harry: Well, let me see. Your first name's Dick. Your new last name is Head, so I guess that would make...
Dick: Oh, my God.

Quote from Don

Don: I brought you a little somethin' for after the meal.
Sally: Oh, thanks. "People's exhibit B"?
Don: It came from a bakery we raided that was a front for a drug dealer. You might want to scrape off the powdered sugar before you serve it.

Quote from Dick

Dick: You guys know the Big Giant Head, right?
Sally: Yeah.
Harry: Uh-huh.
Dick: Well, you're not gonna believe this, but he's my... He's my father!
Sally: What?! No way!
Tommy: That's just like in Star Wars when Luke Skywalker finds out that Darth Vader's his father.
Dick: Oh, grow up, Tommy. That was popular entertainment. This is real life!