Dick Quote #1415
Quote from Dick in Frankie Goes to Rutherford
Dick: Being at Jeffrey's Lounge is just so liberating. For the first time since I came to this planet, I- I felt like I belonged. You know, I'm even toying with the idea of telling Mary.
Sally: Wait. No way, Dick. You cannot just spill everything to Mary.
Dick: I'm telling you, Sally. Half the people on Broadway are openly alien.
Sally: Well, I don't care, Dick. You know our policy. They don't ask, we don't tell.
Dick: [sighs] I guess you're right.
Tommy: Did you get your ears pierced?
Dick: Oh, just on the right side, Tommy. That's the alien side.
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‘Frankie Goes to Rutherford’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Frank: Uh, look, Dick. Sit down, will you? You have nothing to worry about. I'm not interested in Mary or anybody like her... if you know what I mean.
Dick: Not really.
Frank: I'm sorry if I'm being so vague, but I, um... Look, not everyone is as open-minded as I'd like. Some of the people here at Pendelton aren't ready to accept that I'm... I'm... Well, you know. From a different world.
Dick: A different world? Wait a second, are you trying to tell me that you're...
Frank: Yes.
Dick: Oh, my God. So am I!
Frank: I knew the minute you walked in.
Dick: Is it that obvious?
Frank: Uh, yeah. Yeah. Ah, so this is why you haven't married Mary.
Dick: Exactly. I love her dearly, but I didn't want to marry her and then have to go behind her back to explore. I mean, I... I am on a mission.
Quote from Don
Don: Water. I need water.
Sally: Oh, Don, what's going on?
Don: I just foiled a bank robbery, Sally.
Harry: You're kidding.
Sally: Well, what happened? Did they trip the alarm or something?
Don: No. They dropped their bag of money outside the bank, and just as I was swooping down to write them a ticket for littering, I realized, "Hey, that's not trash. That's a bag full of money."
Tommy: So if they hadn't dropped that bag, they would have gotten away with it?
Don: Well, yes, but luckily for those of us in the law enforcement community, people always make mistakes.
Sally: Really?
Don: Oh, yeah. Criminals are stupid, but I'm always one step behind them. Oh, God! I left the bag of money in the car!
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Quote from Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.
Quote from Brains and Eggs
Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.