Dick: Being at Jeffrey's Lounge is just so liberating. For the first time since I came to this planet, I- I felt like I belonged. You know, I'm even toying with the idea of telling Mary.
Sally: Wait. No way, Dick. You cannot just spill everything to Mary.
Dick: I'm telling you, Sally. Half the people on Broadway are openly alien.
Sally: Well, I don't care, Dick. You know our policy. They don't ask, we don't tell.
Dick: [sighs] I guess you're right.
Tommy: Did you get your ears pierced?
Dick: Oh, just on the right side, Tommy. That's the alien side.