Mary Quote #189
Quote from Mary in Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 2
Big Giant Head: Oh. If it isn't crooked ear.
Mary: Right. Uh, you know, I- I know you and Dick go back-
Big Giant Head: You have a very pretty mouth. It moves a lot, but it's very pretty.
Mary: Okay.
Big Giant Head: You know, ever since you got here, I- I can't help but notice that you're a woman. And as such, I'd really like to have a go at the sex thing with you. So... why don't we find a pair of earmuffs and retire to the bedroom?
Mary: No, I- I don't think so. [he kisses Mary] Ah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Big Giant Head: I know, and I'm still just getting the hang of it.
Mary: You pig!
Big Giant Head: No, no! Wait! Wait! Wait! The bedroom's this way!
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Quote from Vicki Dubcek
Vicki Dubcek: Um, doc-... Dr. Albright it would mean a great deal to me if you would deliver my child into this world.
Mary: What?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, you're the only doctor I trust.
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I- I'm not that kind of doctor.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. I see. Just because I do not have insurance means I'm not a human being.
Quote from Vicki Dubcek
Vicki Dubcek: Okay, Tommy. Now, the thing about a cummerbund is that not only is it a nice accent to your ensemble, but you can also hide your stash in it.
Tommy: I'm not hiding a stash in it.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. Well, you know, that's a good idea. You ought to hold it. They never search the girl.
Alissa: That's just great. I was worried about that, too. I'm leaving.
Vicki Dubcek: [laughs] She is the sweetest thing. You be good to her, Tommy. This is the most important night of her life.
Tommy: What about her wedding?
Vicki Dubcek: Ah! Weddings come and go. But a girl only has one junior prom. Of course some girls have none.
Harry: Hello, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Excuse me. Tommy, did you hear anything? 'Cause I most certainly did not!
Quote from Vicki Dubcek
Vicki Dubcek: Hey, guys.
Tommy: Hi, Vicki. What are you doin' here?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, I was just sittin' at home- Hi. I was just sittin' at home feelin' lonesome, and I thought, hey, what the hell? It's never too late to go to your junior prom. [laughs]
Don: I'm not sure that's true.
Vicki Dubcek: [sobs]