Sally Quote #443
Quote from Sally in Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 2
Sally: Good morning, sir. With all due respect you cannot just go around abducting humans.
Big Giant Head: Yes, I can.
Sally: Well, okay. But, uh there are plenty of places on Earth to do what you two did.
Big Giant Head: I know. But I wanted to be really loud. [chuckles] You know, you four haven't done this planet justice in your reports. It's... infectious! I... don't want to leave! In fact, I've decided to make this place our new base of operation.
Dick: You have?
Big Giant Head: Yes. I've hired an architect. We're gonna go up and out! I'm never leaving.
Vicki: Stone! I- I don't- I don't understand this, but I- I think I might be... pregnant. [Harry gasps]
Big Giant Head: Well, look at the time. I gotta get going. Whoo. Yes, indeed. I've got to get going. Home for me! I'm late!
Vicki Dubcek: What are you doin'?!
Big Giant Head: I don't know. I'm suddenly overcome with a desire to flee.
Sally: Sir, please! Sir!
Big Giant Head: I hereby upgrade your evaluation to sub-standard. Keep up the good work.
Sally: Uh, uh, proceed boldly and with stealth. [all salute]
Big Giant Head: Whatever. I don't know.
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Vicki Dubcek: Um, doc-... Dr. Albright it would mean a great deal to me if you would deliver my child into this world.
Mary: What?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, you're the only doctor I trust.
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I- I'm not that kind of doctor.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. I see. Just because I do not have insurance means I'm not a human being.
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Vicki Dubcek: Okay, Tommy. Now, the thing about a cummerbund is that not only is it a nice accent to your ensemble, but you can also hide your stash in it.
Tommy: I'm not hiding a stash in it.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. Well, you know, that's a good idea. You ought to hold it. They never search the girl.
Alissa: That's just great. I was worried about that, too. I'm leaving.
Vicki Dubcek: [laughs] She is the sweetest thing. You be good to her, Tommy. This is the most important night of her life.
Tommy: What about her wedding?
Vicki Dubcek: Ah! Weddings come and go. But a girl only has one junior prom. Of course some girls have none.
Harry: Hello, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Excuse me. Tommy, did you hear anything? 'Cause I most certainly did not!
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Vicki Dubcek: Hey, guys.
Tommy: Hi, Vicki. What are you doin' here?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, I was just sittin' at home- Hi. I was just sittin' at home feelin' lonesome, and I thought, hey, what the hell? It's never too late to go to your junior prom. [laughs]
Don: I'm not sure that's true.
Vicki Dubcek: [sobs]