Dick Quote #1182

Quote from Dick in Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 2

Sally: I do not need this my first week as High Commander. I do not need this.
Harry: What are we gonna do?
Sally: All right. All right. First things first. We minimize contact. Dick, you gotta get Mary outta here. Take her to one of those really long foreign films she pretends to like. Okay? Tommy, call the hospital. Tell 'em there's an incoming. Harry, you go run to the bathroom. I don't want to have to stop on the way. Now, go!
Dick: Nice work, High Commander.
Sally: Thank you.
Dick: For a beginner, I mean.
Sally: Thanks. [chuckles]
Dick: Of course, there were no alien impregnations on my watch-
Sally: Yeah, I get it, Dick.

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Quote from Vicki Dubcek

Vicki Dubcek: Um, doc-... Dr. Albright it would mean a great deal to me if you would deliver my child into this world.
Mary: What?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, you're the only doctor I trust.
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I- I'm not that kind of doctor.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. I see. Just because I do not have insurance means I'm not a human being.

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Vicki Dubcek: Okay, Tommy. Now, the thing about a cummerbund is that not only is it a nice accent to your ensemble, but you can also hide your stash in it.
Tommy: I'm not hiding a stash in it.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. Well, you know, that's a good idea. You ought to hold it. They never search the girl.
Alissa: That's just great. I was worried about that, too. I'm leaving.
Vicki Dubcek: [laughs] She is the sweetest thing. You be good to her, Tommy. This is the most important night of her life.
Tommy: What about her wedding?
Vicki Dubcek: Ah! Weddings come and go. But a girl only has one junior prom. Of course some girls have none.
Harry: Hello, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Excuse me. Tommy, did you hear anything? 'Cause I most certainly did not!

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Vicki Dubcek: Hey, guys.
Tommy: Hi, Vicki. What are you doin' here?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, I was just sittin' at home- Hi. I was just sittin' at home feelin' lonesome, and I thought, hey, what the hell? It's never too late to go to your junior prom. [laughs]
Don: I'm not sure that's true.
Vicki Dubcek: [sobs]