Don Quote #96
Quote from Don in The House That Dick Built
Don: Come on, Dick. It's all-you-can-eat.
Dick: No, I'm not hungry. You can eat the rest of what I can eat.
Don: Come on, cheer up, Dick. Sally wants her own space? Let her have it. You gotta roll with the punches. Look at me. I've moved on. Sally gave me the old heave-ho, and here I am, about to put this place out of business!
Dick: I can't. I have to figure out a way to get her to come back.
Don: I know. You're concerned for her safety.
Dick: Oh, that's a laugh.
Don: Look, Sally may be a tough cookie, but in a lot of ways, she's naive, and that makes her vulnerable. Easy pickin's for any rat-bastard psycho with a good haircut!
Dick: Still have feelings for her, eh, Don?
Don: Maybe. More shrimp here, Johnny!
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Quote from Mary
Sally: Look, Albright. Dr. Albright, you live by yourself. I could do that, right?
Mary: No comment.
Sally: So you think it's a good idea.
Mary: I refer you to my last response.
Dick: Mary, you can provide a preponderance of evidence that proves what a frightening responsibility living alone is.
Mary: Well, in order to do that, we would have to determine what the meaning of the word "is" is.
Sally: All right, look would you, in a million years, live in an attic with Dick, Tommy, and Harry?
Mary: Well, I really think that's a matter of-
Sally: Answer the question, please.
Mary: I would rather live in a box behind the 7-Eleven.
Quote from Don
Don: If Sally only understood the workings of the criminal element, she'd move back in a heartbeat.
Dick: Criminal element? Exactly how does this criminal element work?
Don: Well, it's the usual story. She comes home tired and forgets to close the blinds. She puts on a teddy and parades in front of the window. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door.
Dick: Is it pizza?
Don: No! It's Dr. Nefarious in a ski mask and a hatchet! She's screaming her head off, but nobody can hear her because of the train passing! Clickety-clack! Clickety-clack! Clickety-clack! Whoo-whooooo! [imitates Psycho stabbing] [screams] Not a pretty picture but it could happen.
Dick: You're right, Don. In fact, I can almost guarantee that it will happen!
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Vicki Dubcek: Boy, your brother's got some control issues.
Sally: He's a freak! He won't even let me get my own place.
Mrs. Dubcek: You know, there's a room over the garage I used to rent out.
Sally: What?
Vicki Dubcek: Mama, that place is condemned.
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, no. It's just asbestos and bad wiring. Nothing a little paint won't fix.