Dick Quote #674

Quote from Dick in A Friend in Dick

Don: I'd like to get a couple of Rutherford railroad stouts. Yeah, you know, they brew it right here in Rutherford.
Dick: Really?
Don: Yeah, they put a microbrewery in the old... brewery.
Dick: Hey, we ought to go take a tour sometime.
Don: Yeah. Free samples. Can't beat that with a stick.
Dick: No, sir, you can't.
Don: And you know the ladies love the beer.
Dick: Oh, yeah. You know who else loves the beer? Pathetic lonely guys. [both chuckle]
Don: Okay, enough of that.

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Harry: Nope.
Tommy: Guess I'll just have some toast.
Harry: No toast, either. Oh, and we're also completely out of bread.