Dick Quote #670

Quote from Dick in A Friend in Dick

Dick: Good evening. Would you by any chance need a ticket for the show?
Woman: We have tickets. That's why we're here.
Dick: Well, what if I knocked off 5 bucks? 10 bucks? I'm insane! This ticket must go!

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Quote from Dick

Dick: [on the phone] Are you sure you can't make it? It should be a great show. I told you, my name is Dick Solomon. You made a delivery at my office a few months back. Yes, I signed your electronic clipboard, and you made a nice comment about the size of my package. Hello? Hello?!

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Harry: Ah, good news. The falafel connection needs a night manager.
Tommy: Harry, you go to bed at 8:00. Besides, this job requires a high school diploma.
Harry: Well, that's discrimination.

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Tommy: Harry, is there any cereal left?
Harry: Nope.
Tommy: Guess I'll just have some toast.
Harry: No toast, either. Oh, and we're also completely out of bread.