Dick Quote #545
Quote from Dick in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1
Dick: Oh, Borneo. How wonderful for her. She could use a weekend away.
Nina: Oh, Dr. Solomon, she's going to be going for a year.
Dick: A year? She can't go away for a year. We're in a relationship. We just bought a fondue pot together. We've got plans.
Nina: Uh, it's going to take a lot more than hot cheese to keep her here. You're going to have to make a bigger commitment.
Dick: You mean, like an electric wok?
Nina: I mean like a marriage proposal.
Dick: Oh. You may be on to something. If she was my wife, she'd be so busy cooking and doing chores, she'd have no time for Borneo.
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Sally: So, Don you want to buy a doughnut for the gal who just made you detective?
Don: I'm not in the mood for doughnuts.
Sally: No doughnuts, Don?
Don: No.
Sally: What's wrong?
Don: A man isn't a man if he doesn't have respect. Borskey should have been mine, Sally.
Sally: It was just a fluke, Don. I mean, if you had run out of toilet paper, you could have caught him.
Don: You know what the sick irony is, Sally? I am out of toilet paper.
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Dick: Oh, no. No, no, no, it can't be. It's 1994!
Tommy: Dick, they're just old magazines.
Dick: Oh. For a hundred bucks an hour, you'd think he could renew a subscription.
Quote from Dick
Nina: Here you go.
Dick: Yes! My X-ray glasses! Look out, women of Rutherford. From now on, Dick Solomon no longer has to use his imagination. [puts on glasses and looks at Nina] Nina, you're supposed to be naked.
Nina: I'm wearing my lead teddy.
Dick: Damn!