Quote from Dick in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 1
Dick: Oh, Borneo. How wonderful for her. She could use a weekend away. Nina: Oh, Dr. Solomon, she's going to be going for a year. Dick: A year? She can't go away for a year. We're in a relationship. We just bought a fondue pot together. We've got plans. Nina: Uh, it's going to take a lot more than hot cheese to keep her here. You're going to have to make a bigger commitment. Dick: You mean, like an electric wok? Nina: I mean like a marriage proposal. Dick: Oh. You may be on to something. If she was my wife, she'd be so busy cooking and doing chores, she'd have no time for Borneo.