Harry Quote #205
Quote from Harry in Romeo & Juliet & Dick
Diane: Mamie, honey!
Harry: Well, I see you've met my tenants.
Dick: Oh, uh, we love Mrs. Dubcek.
Jimmy: Hi, Mamie.
Harry: Lovely tattoo. Very nice.
Jimmy: I don't blame you for being distant, not after what we went through.
Diane: She and Jimmy used to be engaged.
Dick: Oh, you're jimmy! She mentioned you just the other evening.
Jimmy: I just wanted to say thanks for kicking me out all those years ago. That was the wake-up call that finally got me off the sauce.
Sally: Aww! That's so sweet.
Jimmy: Forgive me?
Harry: Sure.
[After Jimmy bends Harry over and kisses him, Harry jumps into Jimmy's arms and hugs him]
Dick: Stop it, stop it, stop it! [slaps Harry] Uh, uh-- I'm sorry. She had something crawling up her chin. Why don't you all go downstairs and, uh, get reacquainted? Mrs. Dubcek, there we are. Bye, bye, now. Bye, bye. Bye, bye, now.
Harry: Manhandle me again, and you'll answer to Jimmy.
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‘Romeo & Juliet & Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Don
Don: Hamlet? The story is as old as time. Pretty-boy son has a rich daddy and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy, and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story, but there it is.
Tommy: Isn't that the plot to The Lion King?
Dick: Oh, please!
Quote from Don
Sally: Oh, Don, Don. Why should the name "Don" make Dick so angry?
Don: Sally.
Sally: Who's there?
Don: I would tell you, but my name is so offensive to your family I dare not speak it aloud.
Sally: Don, if they found you, there's no telling what they'd do to you.
Don: I'm okay. I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes. And if thou love me, let them find me here. My life were better ended by their hate, than death prolonged wanting of thy love.
Sally: Wow, that's so romantic.
Don: Ah, well, I wrote it myself.
Quote from Nina
Dick: Nina, Nina, read me in.
Nina: Curtain rises. A big pompous blowhard flounces onto the stage.