Dick Quote #432
Quote from Dick in Romeo & Juliet & Dick
Cheryl: I beg for justice, which thou, prince, must give. Romeo slew Tybalt, Romeo must not live.
Dick: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! You are Lady Capulet. Your kinsman Tybalt has been killed! He's dead! You're asking for justice, not extra pickles on your happy burger. Justice! You're supposed to act! Now bleed! Just act! Now act!
Cheryl: I can't act, Dr. Solomon.
Dick: Yes, you can!
Cheryl: [sobs] I can't-- I can't act.
Dick: Do your lines. Now, now!
Cheryl: [sobs] I beg for justice, which thou, prince, must give. Romeo slew Tybalt, Romeo must not live.
Dick: I want everyone to take a good look at Cheryl, because Cheryl is an actor.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Romeo & Juliet & Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Don
Don: Hamlet? The story is as old as time. Pretty-boy son has a rich daddy and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy, and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story, but there it is.
Tommy: Isn't that the plot to The Lion King?
Dick: Oh, please!
Quote from Don
Sally: Oh, Don, Don. Why should the name "Don" make Dick so angry?
Don: Sally.
Sally: Who's there?
Don: I would tell you, but my name is so offensive to your family I dare not speak it aloud.
Sally: Don, if they found you, there's no telling what they'd do to you.
Don: I'm okay. I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes. And if thou love me, let them find me here. My life were better ended by their hate, than death prolonged wanting of thy love.
Sally: Wow, that's so romantic.
Don: Ah, well, I wrote it myself.
Quote from Nina
Dick: Nina, Nina, read me in.
Nina: Curtain rises. A big pompous blowhard flounces onto the stage.