Dick Quote #395
Quote from Dick in Jolly Old St. Dick
Dick: Ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Where do you think you're going?
Bug: It's Christmas break.
Dick: It is not Christmas break until I say it is. Not until you've completed the following remedial assignment. You will write a 15-page dissertation on wave physics and its relation to electromagnetic radiation. Oh, and a five-point bonus if you can tell me how the hell Santa delivers all those toys in one night. It's to be typewritten and on my desk no later than 6:00.
Caryn: Tonight?
Leon: But it's December 23rd.
Pitman: Yeah, it's Christmas Eve Eve.
Dick: Oh, it is? Well, tough tinsel.
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Quote from Harry
Dick: Tommy, when did we first land on this planet?
Tommy: January 9th. It was a Tuesday, exactly 8:30 P.M.
Harry: 7:30 Central.
Quote from Dick
Dick: All this laughing, opening their little presents... who needs Christmas anyway? I say, "Bug humbar."
Nina: You mean, "Bah, humbug."
Dick: "Bah" what?
Nina: You said, "Bug humbar."
Dick: And?
Nina: Well, what does "bug humbar" mean?
Dick: Well, what does "Bah, humbug" mean?
Nina: Forget it.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Let's play Secret Santa. Dr. Anthony? I barely know him. [puts paper back in]
Mary: No, wait.
Dick: Glansberg, Chilton, Lanell-
Mary: Dick, you don't get to choose your person. It's random.
Nina: You pick one name, and it's a secret until the party.
[When Dick picks another name from the bowl, he smiles at Judith]
Dick: Oh. Well, I picked my name, and whoever it is hasn't the foggiest idea. For now until the party, their life will be a topsy-turvy labyrinth of mystery and intrigue.
Judith: For the love of God, let him draw again.
[Dick swallows the piece of paper]