Don Quote #10

Quote from Don in Dick the Vote

Don: We have to talk. Your brother is playing with matches, and that's how fires start.
Sally: I know my way around a hose.
Don: This election could turn ugly, very ugly. I shouldn't be telling you this, but I had to warn you. You're the only thing in my life that isn't dirty.
Sally: A girl can't stay clean forever in a town like this.
Don: Don't talk like that, Sally. You've got a great pair of getaway sticks. Now use 'em.
Sally: Come on, Don. Be straight with me. You owe me that much.
Don: Follow the money, Sally. Follow the money.

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 ‘Dick the Vote’ Quotes

Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Sally: Hey, Mrs. Dubcek. You want a button?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah! I'm glad Harry is standing up for good old-fashioned family values. You could learn from this lesson, Sally. Never date a guy if he's not good to his wife and kids.

Quote from Harry

Harry: Thank you, fellow Rutherford...onian...ites. Anyway, I'm here because of all you people. Men, women. Of course, if I had my way, there'd be, like, a lot more women. Hey, you know, on any given day, I see maybe one, two women, tops. I want to see more women. Everywhere I go, more women.
Judith: More women in the workplace, yes!
Harry: Okay. Vote Harry S. Solomon. The "S" stands for know-how. I'm sorry, snow-how.

Quote from Harry

Mary: I can't believe you're voting against your own brother.
Dick: Ha! Just watch me.
Harry: Dick! You're not going to vote for me? Well, that hurts. And I know because I feel your pain. [gives a thumbs up with his left hand] But Harry Solomon is not worried because Harry Solomon knows that Harry Solomon can win. [holds up his right fist, clenching a pencil]
Dick: Oh! How can you possibly win?
Harry: Because Harry Solomon appeals to both sides. [holds up both hands]