Harry Quote #168

Quote from Harry in Dick the Vote

Announcer: [on TV] Harry Solomon. How much do we really know about him? He claims to be a family man, but what kind of family? There's no hard proof that the Solomons are linked to the Gambinis, the Genoveses, and the Corleones, but is that a risk you're willing to take? Harry Solomon. An offer you can refuse. Paid for by Decent, God-Fearing Citizens for Gansmiller.
Dick: Don't say that.
Sally: We can't be in the mob. We're from Ohio.
Dick: That's terrible.
Harry: Oh, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick. Dick, Dick. You are so out of the game. That was a gimme. He mentioned my name like 20 times. That was great publicity.
Dick: But he's a liar.
Harry: Dick, let me talk to you like you're a two-year-old. You know how when you see a commercial for Cheerios, and they keep showing you Cheerios, and you really want Cheerios... Do we have any Cheerios?
Tommy: Right next to the Embarrassing Defeat-ios.

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Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Sally: Hey, Mrs. Dubcek. You want a button?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah! I'm glad Harry is standing up for good old-fashioned family values. You could learn from this lesson, Sally. Never date a guy if he's not good to his wife and kids.

Quote from Harry

Harry: Thank you, fellow Rutherford...onian...ites. Anyway, I'm here because of all you people. Men, women. Of course, if I had my way, there'd be, like, a lot more women. Hey, you know, on any given day, I see maybe one, two women, tops. I want to see more women. Everywhere I go, more women.
Judith: More women in the workplace, yes!
Harry: Okay. Vote Harry S. Solomon. The "S" stands for know-how. I'm sorry, snow-how.

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Mary: I can't believe you're voting against your own brother.
Dick: Ha! Just watch me.
Harry: Dick! You're not going to vote for me? Well, that hurts. And I know because I feel your pain. [gives a thumbs up with his left hand] But Harry Solomon is not worried because Harry Solomon knows that Harry Solomon can win. [holds up his right fist, clenching a pencil]
Dick: Oh! How can you possibly win?
Harry: Because Harry Solomon appeals to both sides. [holds up both hands]