Dick Quote #1661
Quote from Dick in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part One
Mary: Are you who I think you are, Scoochie?
Dick: Oh. Yeah.
Mary: I thought you wanted to meet me by the moat.
Dick: I did? That's a stupid idea. Let's get outta here, Mary.
Mary: No! Scoochie, we can't leave.
Dick: All right, I'll stay for the wet bodice contest, but that's it!
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Dick: No.
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Harry: Welcome back to the Alien Award Show. And now the award for best alien uniform worn in a non-violent mission...
Dick: Sally, come on. They're doing uniforms.
Harry: The Plecto Alien.
Dick: Oh, darn. The Plectos are getting everything.
Harry: Accepting on behalf of the Plectos is their High Commander-
Dick: Oh, where's the remote?
Harry: Lieutenant Colonel Zorgon- [Harry is muted]
Sally: I miss anything good?
Dick: No. Only the tribute to all the aliens who died last year.