Dick Quote #1563
Dick: When you said that you had never found an artifact it just broke my heart. I wanted you to feel what I felt when I discovered my spear head. And you did. For one beautiful moment, you felt it. And you'll always have this to remember it by.
Mary: Oh, my God, it's- It's the ceremonial wedding moon. I thought you threw this in the river.
Dick: No, that was my spear head. I figured, I'll find something else. I'm not so sure about you.
Mary: I can't keep this.
Dick: Why not?
Mary: Because it's not mine. It's- It's Dr. Powell's. He's the one who found it.
Dick: Oh, he's a pompous boob.
Mary: But he found it.
Dick: He'll never miss it.
Mary: Oh, yes he will.
Dick: He thinks it's at the bottom of a river.
Mary: Let's go get a display case.
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‘Dick Digs’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: Ooh, Mary. I'm so sorry that I found something. I wish you were me.
Mary: It's not just you. I mean, people were pulling things up all day. And then when Dr. Powell found that ceremonial wedding moon. I would have killed to have found that.
Dick: [as Jimmy Stewart] What is it you want, Mary? Is it the moon? Is that it? Do you want the moon, Mary?
Quote from Mary
Dick: But tell me about it, Mary. What was it like? Tell me. C'mon. Tell me.
Mary: I've never found a single artifact in my whole damn life!
Dick: What?
Mary: Now you know. Are you happy?
Dick: Well, what about all those objects in the office? The coins. The pottery.
Mary: I bought them at airports.
Dick: Well, what about your prized Chuchubian death mask?
Mary: eBay.
Quote from Dick
Dick: We are going to have the best time together.
Mary: Whoa. Uh, Dick, I don't think I'm allowed to bring a guest.
Dick: Of course you are. This is a free country. That's exactly what the Indians fought for!
Mary: Gee, I don't think I could-
Dick: Oh, Mary, please. For years, you've been talking about all the digs you've been on, and all the stuff you've found. And for once in my life, I wanna see it, instead of being bored to tears, hearing about it.