Dick: But tell me about it, Mary. What was it like? Tell me. C'mon. Tell me.
Mary: I've never found a single artifact in my whole damn life!
Dick: What?
Mary: Now you know. Are you happy?
Dick: Well, what about all those objects in the office? The coins. The pottery.
Mary: I bought them at airports.
Dick: Well, what about your prized Chuchubian death mask?
Mary: eBay.