Sally Quote #442
Quote from Sally in Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 2
Sally: Sir. As per my duties as High Commander, I have completed the daily status report. If you'll notice, I've organized it chronologically and not as my predecessor used to do, uh, in... limerick form.
Big Giant Head: Excellent work. Excellent work!
Sally: But you didn't even look at it.
Big Giant Head: Didn't have to. I like what I'm looking at right now.
Sally: What are you saying?
Big Giant Head: I'm saying vah-vah.
Sally: Oh, my God. I didn't want to believe it, but it's true. You didn't promote me on my merits.
Big Giant Head: No, ma'am.
Sally: Oh, God.
Big Giant Head: But don't get me wrong. I promoted you because I thought you'd be the best possible candidate to give me pleasure.
Sally: Uh-huh. Okay. I'll give you pleasure, you steaming pile of alien-
Big Giant Head: That's right! Talk dirty!
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Vicki Dubcek: Um, doc-... Dr. Albright it would mean a great deal to me if you would deliver my child into this world.
Mary: What?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, you're the only doctor I trust.
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I- I'm not that kind of doctor.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. I see. Just because I do not have insurance means I'm not a human being.
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Vicki Dubcek: Okay, Tommy. Now, the thing about a cummerbund is that not only is it a nice accent to your ensemble, but you can also hide your stash in it.
Tommy: I'm not hiding a stash in it.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. Well, you know, that's a good idea. You ought to hold it. They never search the girl.
Alissa: That's just great. I was worried about that, too. I'm leaving.
Vicki Dubcek: [laughs] She is the sweetest thing. You be good to her, Tommy. This is the most important night of her life.
Tommy: What about her wedding?
Vicki Dubcek: Ah! Weddings come and go. But a girl only has one junior prom. Of course some girls have none.
Harry: Hello, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Excuse me. Tommy, did you hear anything? 'Cause I most certainly did not!
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Vicki Dubcek: Hey, guys.
Tommy: Hi, Vicki. What are you doin' here?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, I was just sittin' at home- Hi. I was just sittin' at home feelin' lonesome, and I thought, hey, what the hell? It's never too late to go to your junior prom. [laughs]
Don: I'm not sure that's true.
Vicki Dubcek: [sobs]