Don Quote #89
Quote from Don in Indecent Dick
Sally: Oh, Don, I'm so glad you're still here.
Don: Hey, Sally, what's up?
Sally: You know Playpen magazine?
Don: No.
Sally: Sure, you do. You keep them under the couch.
Don: Oh, those? Those aren't mine. Those came with the couch. Oh, God, now you think I'm a perv.
Sally: No, I don't. You like to look at naked ladies. It's perfectly normal.
Don: Why, yes, it is.
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‘Indecent Dick’ Quotes
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Dick: Are you trying to tell me that there are pictures somewhere out there of my Mary Albright naked as a jaywalker?
Mary: They were very tasteful. Just some black and white art photos.
Dick: Art photos?! A sepia-toned snapshot of Old Faithful, that's an art photo.
Mary: But you just said posing nude was fine.
Dick: For my little sister, not my girlfriend!
Quote from Dick
Sally: Oh, Dick, I brought you your lunch. Look. Look. Playpen magazine is coming to Pendelton university to look for women who will pose naked, and I was thinking... I am perfect for that.
Dick: You, Sally? My little sister posing for a nudie rag. Your exposed body pinned up inside every school boy's locker and mechanic's garage across this entire country? Good for you!
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Mary: Posing nude. You don't have a problem with that?
Dick: Why should I?
Mary: Because it's so demeaning.
Dick: Why do you have so many hang-ups about the human body? Is it because of all the hang-downs?
Mary: This is your sister we're talking about.
Dick: So? She's just like any other woman. And women show their bodies all the time. Granted, there are variations in the topography, but essentially, it's all the same map. [measures tongue]