Roy: I guess a layman would call it an abduction, but what those space people did to me that night was more of a spiritual kidnapping.
Mary: Yeah, right, aliens traveled billions of light years through space to ram a probe up Roy Albright's butt.
Tommy: Tell us about the space people, Roy.
Roy: I'm driving along the road one night really late, and then I pull off into this cornfield. And then all of a sudden, I see this rip in the atmosphere. And then hovering right over my head is this giant hovering thing.
Mary: It was a weather balloon.
Roy: Except weather balloons don't poke you in the eyes with needles.
Harry: Well, that doesn't sound like anyone we know. [off Dick's look] I mean, we know.