Dick Quote #672

Quote from Dick in A Friend in Dick

Mary: Dick, I didn't realize you and Don were such good friends.
Dick: Well, you know how it is. The college professor and police officer, it's a scheduling nightmare, but when we do find the time, Don and I are practically inseparable. Isn't that right, Donny, old boy? [pulls Don's face to his bare chest]
Don: Not entirely.

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Dick: [on the phone] Are you sure you can't make it? It should be a great show. I told you, my name is Dick Solomon. You made a delivery at my office a few months back. Yes, I signed your electronic clipboard, and you made a nice comment about the size of my package. Hello? Hello?!

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Harry: Ah, good news. The falafel connection needs a night manager.
Tommy: Harry, you go to bed at 8:00. Besides, this job requires a high school diploma.
Harry: Well, that's discrimination.

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Tommy: Harry, is there any cereal left?
Harry: Nope.
Tommy: Guess I'll just have some toast.
Harry: No toast, either. Oh, and we're also completely out of bread.