Dick Quote #435
Quote from Dick in Romeo & Juliet & Dick
Dick: We are breathing, we are breathing.
Coach Mafferty: All right! Which one of you jamokes is Solomon?
Dick: That would be I.
Coach Mafferty: You're out.
Dick: Out? Who are you?
Coach Mafferty: I'm Coach Mafferty. My wife's with the P.T.A. And there's a lot of complaints that these kids are coming home with low self-esteem, and they're wetting their beds and stuff like that. So you're looking at the new director!
Dick: Oh, this is unacceptable.
Coach Mafferty: Sorry, Spielberg, you're out.
Dick: No, no. Do not weep for me. I humbly quit the stage. No, no, no tears. The theater is a cruel mistress. Adieu, adieu. Remember me.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Romeo & Juliet & Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Don
Don: Hamlet? The story is as old as time. Pretty-boy son has a rich daddy and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy, and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story, but there it is.
Tommy: Isn't that the plot to The Lion King?
Dick: Oh, please!
Quote from Don
Sally: Oh, Don, Don. Why should the name "Don" make Dick so angry?
Don: Sally.
Sally: Who's there?
Don: I would tell you, but my name is so offensive to your family I dare not speak it aloud.
Sally: Don, if they found you, there's no telling what they'd do to you.
Don: I'm okay. I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes. And if thou love me, let them find me here. My life were better ended by their hate, than death prolonged wanting of thy love.
Sally: Wow, that's so romantic.
Don: Ah, well, I wrote it myself.
Quote from Nina
Dick: Nina, Nina, read me in.
Nina: Curtain rises. A big pompous blowhard flounces onto the stage.