Dick Quote #394
Quote from Dick in Jolly Old St. Dick
Dick: And so we see that that B equals which equals 2 over delta which equals K times mass over 2 pi delta, and therefore- Leon. What are you passing around?
Leon: Oh, Caryn made them.
Caryn: Yeah, they're Christmas cookies.
Dick: Oh, how Christmasy. All sparkly, red and green. Oh, look. One of Santa's reindeer. Watch him fly. And look, a little Christmas bell. Ding, dong. I don't even know what this is.
Leon: It was a snowman.
Dick: No, it was butter and sugar and sprinkles, all wrapped up in empty sentiment and holiday hypocrisy.
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‘Jolly Old St. Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Dick: Tommy, when did we first land on this planet?
Tommy: January 9th. It was a Tuesday, exactly 8:30 P.M.
Harry: 7:30 Central.
Quote from Dick
Dick: All this laughing, opening their little presents... who needs Christmas anyway? I say, "Bug humbar."
Nina: You mean, "Bah, humbug."
Dick: "Bah" what?
Nina: You said, "Bug humbar."
Dick: And?
Nina: Well, what does "bug humbar" mean?
Dick: Well, what does "Bah, humbug" mean?
Nina: Forget it.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Let's play Secret Santa. Dr. Anthony? I barely know him. [puts paper back in]
Mary: No, wait.
Dick: Glansberg, Chilton, Lanell-
Mary: Dick, you don't get to choose your person. It's random.
Nina: You pick one name, and it's a secret until the party.
[When Dick picks another name from the bowl, he smiles at Judith]
Dick: Oh. Well, I picked my name, and whoever it is hasn't the foggiest idea. For now until the party, their life will be a topsy-turvy labyrinth of mystery and intrigue.
Judith: For the love of God, let him draw again.
[Dick swallows the piece of paper]