Don Quote #9
Quote from Don in Dick the Vote
Frank Gansmiller: All right, what do you got on him?
Don: Nothing. He's clean.
Frank Gansmiller: Nothing? Must have something rotten in his past. He's human, isn't he?
Don: I've done every background check personally. There's nothing. It's like he fell out of the sky.
Frank Gansmiller: What about drinking?
Don: No.
Frank Gansmiller: Gambling?
Don: No.
Frank Gansmiller: Bad checks? Tax evasion?
Don: No.
Frank Gansmiller: Pornography? Drug addiction? Bad hairpiece?
Don: No! Zero divided by zero, zip, nada, bupkis.
Frank Gansmiller: Bupkis, huh? Wh-what does "bubpkis" mean?
Don: Nothing.
Frank Gansmiller: Yeah, I thought so.
Don: You know, it's almost as if he were... Amish.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dick the Vote’ Quotes
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Sally: Hey, Mrs. Dubcek. You want a button?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah! I'm glad Harry is standing up for good old-fashioned family values. You could learn from this lesson, Sally. Never date a guy if he's not good to his wife and kids.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Thank you, fellow Rutherford...onian...ites. Anyway, I'm here because of all you people. Men, women. Of course, if I had my way, there'd be, like, a lot more women. Hey, you know, on any given day, I see maybe one, two women, tops. I want to see more women. Everywhere I go, more women.
Judith: More women in the workplace, yes!
Harry: Okay. Vote Harry S. Solomon. The "S" stands for know-how. I'm sorry, snow-how.
Quote from Harry
Mary: I can't believe you're voting against your own brother.
Dick: Ha! Just watch me.
Harry: Dick! You're not going to vote for me? Well, that hurts. And I know because I feel your pain. [gives a thumbs up with his left hand] But Harry Solomon is not worried because Harry Solomon knows that Harry Solomon can win. [holds up his right fist, clenching a pencil]
Dick: Oh! How can you possibly win?
Harry: Because Harry Solomon appeals to both sides. [holds up both hands]