Dick Quote #1659
Quote from Dick in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part One
Mary: Good morning, Dick.
Dick: Oh, hello there.
Mary: [chuckles] What's this? Ooh, a letter from Scoochie. On my letterhead.
Dick: Scoochie's thrifty.
Mary: [chuckles] "Dear Mary, How are you? I am fine. I'm canceling our bad night of activity we had planned. Instead, you and I will be eating hot dogs and wieners in your backyard. From.... your friend Scoochie." This is not one of his best.
Dick: The point is, the rendezvous has been relocated.
Mary: I guess so.
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Dick: Sally, come on. They're doing uniforms.
Harry: The Plecto Alien.
Dick: Oh, darn. The Plectos are getting everything.
Harry: Accepting on behalf of the Plectos is their High Commander-
Dick: Oh, where's the remote?
Harry: Lieutenant Colonel Zorgon- [Harry is muted]
Sally: I miss anything good?
Dick: No. Only the tribute to all the aliens who died last year.