Dick Quote #1660
Quote from Dick in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part One
Delivery Guy: I have a special delivery from a Mr., uh, Scoochie.
Dick: Uh-oh.
Mary: Thank you. [laughs] "Dearest Mary, Your voice is a perfume that fills my lungs. The very wind is jealous." Now, that's more Scoochie's style. "Kindly ignore my last letter."
Dick: What?!
Mary: "And instead, meet me tonight as planned at the Medieval Festival."
Dick: Oh, let me see that! Damn!
Mary: What?
Dick: [stammering] I- I misspelled "Medieval."
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Harry: Welcome back to the Alien Award Show. And now the award for best alien uniform worn in a non-violent mission...
Dick: Sally, come on. They're doing uniforms.
Harry: The Plecto Alien.
Dick: Oh, darn. The Plectos are getting everything.
Harry: Accepting on behalf of the Plectos is their High Commander-
Dick: Oh, where's the remote?
Harry: Lieutenant Colonel Zorgon- [Harry is muted]
Sally: I miss anything good?
Dick: No. Only the tribute to all the aliens who died last year.