Dick Quote #1658
Quote from Dick in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part One
Mary: You know what I found particularly intriguing?
Dick: Of course I do.
Mary: It was the suggestion of finally meeting Scoochie at a special rendezvous.
Dick: [chuckles] I thought you would like that. [Mary chuckles] A rendezvous?! Uh, uh, I- I- I wouldn't take that too seriously, Mary. He was probably joking. Scoochie loves to laugh.
Mary: No, no. I was surprised. And titillated. So I RSVP'd with a sexy little note to Scoochie's P.O. box just like he asked.
Dick: Why the hell did you do that?! Uh, I- I- I mean that's 34 cents that we could've spent on... good times.
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Dick: Sally, come on. They're doing uniforms.
Harry: The Plecto Alien.
Dick: Oh, darn. The Plectos are getting everything.
Harry: Accepting on behalf of the Plectos is their High Commander-
Dick: Oh, where's the remote?
Harry: Lieutenant Colonel Zorgon- [Harry is muted]
Sally: I miss anything good?
Dick: No. Only the tribute to all the aliens who died last year.