Dick Quote #1592
Quote from Dick in Dick's Ark
Sally: Look at this. When this moist Gulf air collides with this Canadian cold front and this Alberta clipper has her way, a series of tornadoes will level... all of Rutherford.
Dick: Ouch.
Sally: I gotta warn 'em.
Dick: No, you are a security officer first and a weather girl second! You cannot compromise this mission!
Sally: No one else can predict these tornadoes. The other stations will get it all wrong.
Dick: That's because the aliens who work on those stations are keeping their mouths shut!
Sally: Dick, listen to me. At 9:05 tomorrow night, there will be a catastrophic weather event, and people will get hurt.
Dick: You know we are forbidden to change the course of human events. Now, you will stand in front of those cameras, smile your biggest smile, and predict sunny skies and mild temperatures.
Sally: Are you asking me to take a dive?
Dick: I'm not asking, Lieutenant, I'm telling. It's an order.
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Quote from Nina
Mary: Um, let's just talk in a couple of days, and I'll have some time to myself, and you'll have some time to break your new camera. [exits]
Dick: Mary? Nina! Did you hear any of that?
Nina: Unfortunately, yes. I couldn't find my Walkman in time.
Dick: So, is this the beginning of the end for me and Mary?
Nina: No. No, not at all. Taking time apart is what healthy couples do. That's why you two have never done it.
Quote from Dick
Harry: Oh, wow. This is great, Dick. How did you find out that Pendelton had a bomb shelter?
Dick: The same way I found out about the airport. Mary and I snuck in here for a "nooner."
Quote from Mary
Mary: I don't know how this happened. I start my weekend, determined to spend a little time away from you, and I end up in a cinderblock cell with you and your entire family. I may have problems, but they have nothing to do with alcohol! [storms out]
Dick: Well done, people! She's completely recovered! Let's get out of here!