Dick: Oh, Mary, would you like to go to the movies tonight, just you and me?
Mary: That sounds like fun.
Dick: And Don and Sally?
Mary: That sounds like less fun.
Dick: Oh, come on, Mary, come with us. And bring your big purse, 'cause I'm poppin' corn for four.
Mary: All right. But don't bring that walker. I'm not gonna try and get you a senior citizen discount again.
Dick: All right. If your dignity is worth $2 to you, then fine.