Dick: Well, I'll be damned if Strudwick becomes a grandfather before I do. Oh, Tommy, look. There's one waiting for the bus. She's the perfect mate. Hey, you! Bus girl!
Sally: Dick, what is the attraction about being a grandfather anyway?
Dick: Grandchildren are vessels of youth, optimism, and hope. And the wonderful thing is by the time they screw up their lives, you're either dead or completely out if it.
Harry: People don't say that enough.
Dick: Tommy, look. There's another prospect.
Tommy: That's Dubczek.
Dick: Oh. Man, she fools you from behind.