Quote from Mary in Shall We Dick?
Dick: Excuse me. I have a special delivery package addressed to a... birthday girl. Mary: Ooh, a video. Could this be a sexy video? Dick: Could be. Mary: Thirty Days to Thinner Thighs. Dick: You know how you're always complaining about your chunky thighs? Mary: Here's a... gift-giving tip, Dick. Jewelry says, "Our love goes on forever." Exercise videos say, "Your ass goes on forever!"